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What. the. shit.

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So. This happened.

Interesting how we weren’t mentioned on this website but an OBVIOUS RIPOFF OF OUR TOTALLY ORIGINAL shirt was good enough to post. We’ve been bringing humor to a bunch of self-important wannabe exercise hipster douchebags for months now and we make stupid jokes all the time. Do your homework: fuckingeliteapparel.com.

Our point is we brought humor to shirt design period!!!!! No one wore shirts that didn’t eat a bag of dicks before us. But since this is all pg-level shit its only fitting that noone calls us because our shirts are too real and pg is not our thing and all the people hat know us know how we print it like it is. Other people sell shirts, post my pictures, in the interwebs people never sell my shirts. That is all…

Us? Upset no, surprised yes. The shirt had to have been designed by goggling us or doing some kind of secret ninja spy research on us so why ont call us? We’re over at your mom’s hose. Was that too fresh for you? Try me dude we tell it straight up. We’re at the forefront of shirt humor find out for yourself. fuckingeliteapparel.com

We’re just saying we could careless about them making shirts in private. But don’t use a design of our of of our crew and were good. But this shirt is about stirring the pot and that’s what they did so let the people wearing the shirt live. We will just continue to live out our mission for stupid exercise shirts and creating a hostile environment for anyone reading them. For the record if you want a real conversation about shirts we are ones of many that have been exercising for several years and can give you the history of shirts for real. Out.


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